|The old Jewish man and Natalie
The Madame opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man.
His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked "needy".
" Can I help you?" the Madame asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies; perhaps someone
"No, I want Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared, and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per hour. The man never blinked, reached into his
pocket, and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room
for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night, he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, and
that there were no discounts, it was still $1,000 for one hour. Again
the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and he
calmly left an hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could
believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they
At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man.
"No one has ever used my services three nights in a row, where are
The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really," replied Natalie. "I have a sister who lives there."
"I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you.