|12 inch BIC
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't
have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he
replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch BIC
lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster." "I got
it from my genie." "You have a genie," he asked? "Yes, he's right here
in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops
the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you
grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a
million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to
darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks
not ducks!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of
hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch BIC?