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Actual age

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a
newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I
hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was
the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After
that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same
question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29". "I am actually
This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old
woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight
is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If
I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will
be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what
the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the
old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47." Stunned the man says, "That was
brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you
in McDonalds.

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